Mike Trotzke

This is the website of Mike Trotzke. It exists primarily so that every night his wife doesn't have to wait for him to find lost URLs to show her sites she doesn't really care to see. Who is this Mike Trotzke?

So myspace redesigned. I figured I’d check it out. I haven’t signed on in a very long time. “Maybe it doesn’t suck as much”, I though. Well I was right, it doesn’t suck as much. But it’s more like getting a single drop of water in hell. At least this water drop has some nice shading and gradients to it.

I did get a chance to review my one and only blog post on mysapce. It’s been a couple of years and amazingly I feel pretty much the same way:

So finally I’m here….

I fought it for ever because MySpace really is just awful. When my mom asked me if I had the MySpace, I caved. Amazingly, after using it for a day, MySpace is even worse than I thought. I can see absolutely no redeeming qualities. With the exception that if you’re reading this, your here, which I guess counts for something. Everyone’s willingness to go through the hell that is this interface does prove to me that content is king. That makes you content. Congrats!

Now that I’m here and so are you: Lets do this! Dance for me. Where are my hilarious videos of humping bears and ugly chicks hanging upside down? I want fat kids and flashing farm animals. Show me how much I’m your my friend. All I’ve every really wanted was friends.