Mike Trotzke

This is the website of Mike Trotzke. It exists primarily so that every night his wife doesn't have to wait for him to find lost URLs to show her sites she doesn't really care to see. Who is this Mike Trotzke?
I’m sure that the moment man discovered fire, there was some guy nearby saying, ‘Too smoky. Can burn you. Lame.’ Abort, Retry, or EPIC FAIL - Waxy.org