Mike Trotzke

This is the website of Mike Trotzke. It exists primarily so that every night his wife doesn't have to wait for him to find lost URLs to show her sites she doesn't really care to see. Who is this Mike Trotzke?
January 28
I'm My Own Grandpaw

Finally this all makes sense to me: 

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I’m my own grandpaw
I’m my own grandpaw
It sounds funny I know
but it really is so
Oh, I’m my own grandpaw.

— shawnblog