Mike Trotzke

This is the website of Mike Trotzke. It exists primarily so that every night his wife doesn't have to wait for him to find lost URLs to show her sites she doesn't really care to see. Who is this Mike Trotzke?
Post #tedxbtown impromptu dance party with @djshiftee (Taken with Instagram at Buskirk Chumley Theatre)

Post #tedxbtown impromptu dance party with @djshiftee (Taken with Instagram at Buskirk Chumley Theatre)

TEDxBloomington! (Taken with Instagram at Buskirk Chumley Theatre)

TEDxBloomington! (Taken with Instagram at Buskirk Chumley Theatre)

Atlanta zoo photo recap.

Atlanta zoo photo recap.

The Mountain (by Terje Sorgjerd)

The Most Useless Machine

lipbush:

Todays stache progress update features Lip Bush’s new best friend, Flippy.

There are only a few days left in Movember, so please donate to fight men’s cancer now!

lipbush:

Great Moments in Moustaches: Hulk Hogan.

On January 23th, 1987, Hulk Hogan entered the ring at Madison Square Garden as an underdog. His opponent was none other than the reigning champion of the world, The Iron Sheik. Hogan, a last minute replacement for the double under hook suplex master, Bob Backlund, was thought to be no match for the Shiek’s cocaine induced Iranian rage.

At first the crowd snickered at the Hulkster’s gold attire, and particularly the matching blonde beauty that rest on his upper lip. But as he stuck his hand to his ear and listend in a highly exaggerated manner, the crowd’s cheers became overwhelming. 

That night he claimed the WWF title, establishing himself as the first man ever to escape the Sheik’s signature Camel Clutch.

Hulkamanina was born, which culminated in the release of the above Japanese air conditioner commercial. Sunday comes again!

lipbush:

Mark Splitz planned to shave his body before the the Munich Olympics. But while practicing he noticed the competition was paying more attention to the hair on his lip than their own swimming technique. The Russians inquired about his stunning stache. Spitz explained that the moustache helped him swim faster because it moved the water away from his mouth.   
Then he proceded to win 7 gold medals.
He donned the metals proudly, but their shininess paled in comparison to the appeal of his lovely Lip Bush. “Next time, all the Russian swimmers had moustaches. Even the East German women,” Spitz said.

lipbush:

Mark Splitz planned to shave his body before the the Munich Olympics. But while practicing he noticed the competition was paying more attention to the hair on his lip than their own swimming technique. The Russians inquired about his stunning stache. Spitz explained that the moustache helped him swim faster because it moved the water away from his mouth.   

Then he proceded to win 7 gold medals.

He donned the metals proudly, but their shininess paled in comparison to the appeal of his lovely Lip Bush. “Next time, all the Russian swimmers had moustaches. Even the East German women,” Spitz said.

lipbush: Finger Staches FTW!