“ there is no arrange by penis
the website is down: sales guy vs web dude
Mike Trotzke
Hi. This is the website of Mike Trotzke. It is a mash up of my twitter, google reader, digg and tumblr accounts.
LinkedIn profile
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Would you invest in this company?
Wow, wow, wow!
“The most sophisticated piece of technology you’ll ever pee on.”
Apparently, this is the commercial of choice at 3 a.m. on BBC America. (via betsytrotzke)
“Hey, why don’t you stand over there and do that dance. I’ll record it.” He was referring to a particular dance Matt does. It’s actually the only dance Matt does. He does it badly.
Is it just me or does this look overly complicated for making a website?
“ I know 18 digits of pi and can recite the quadratic equation, but I still need to make an L with my hand to find out where left is.
One Sentence is about telling your story, briefly.
Gawker: David Karp And Charles Forman Are Just Really Comfortable With Their Sexuality, OK?
I wouldn’t reblog this except David himself did. Someone rebloging a post to an article on gawker about you (tumblr’s founder) that you rebloged. It’s like Tumblr heaven.
The best part actually comes in the form of a coment from a family man. (with a dude riding on a rambow slide coming out of another man’s pants for a post icon, I might add). It reads:
“Gay people DON’T act like this, actually.”
All I've every really wanted was friends.
So myspace redesigned. I figured I’d check it out. I haven’t signed on in a very long time. “Maybe it doesn’t suck as much”, I though. Well I was right, it doesn’t suck as much. But it’s more like getting a single drop of water in hell. At least this water drop has some nice shading and gradients to it.
I did get a chance to review my one and only blog post on mysapce. It’s been a couple of years and amazingly I feel pretty much the same way:
So finally I’m here….
I fought it for ever because MySpace really is just awful. When my mom asked me if I had the MySpace, I caved. Amazingly, after using it for a day, MySpace is even worse than I thought. I can see absolutely no redeeming qualities. With the exception that if you’re reading this, your here, which I guess counts for something. Everyone’s willingness to go through the hell that is this interface does prove to me that content is king. That makes you content. Congrats!
Now that I’m here and so are you: Lets do this! Dance for me. Where are my hilarious videos of humping bears and ugly chicks hanging upside down? I want fat kids and flashing farm animals. Show me how much I’m your my friend. All I’ve every really wanted was friends.
I think this has been around for a while and I just missed the memo. It’s pretty amazing. If you ever wanted to know the relationship between infant mortality and the price of gas by country— this is just what you’ve been loking for.
ducks in a row
“ducks in a row made” BBC’s list of 50 office speak phrases you love to hate.
24. “Need to get all my ducks in a row now - before the five-year-olds wake up.”
Mark Dixon, Bridgend
BBC NEWS | Magazine | 50 office-speak phrases you love to hate
“ you shouldn’t let your ego write checks that your body can’t cash
As Stinger taught Maverick in Top Gun.
Tumblr. - The Documentary. (From boringloser)
“ the essence of strategy is to perform different activities than your rivals do. Strategy requires differentiation—not mimicry.
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